{"id":22996,"date":"2010-10-25T13:03:46","date_gmt":"2010-10-25T11:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/?p=22996"},"modified":"2010-10-25T21:00:20","modified_gmt":"2010-10-25T19:00:20","slug":"satire-eine-blondine-kriegt-zwillinge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/satire-eine-blondine-kriegt-zwillinge\/","title":{"rendered":"Satire: Eine Blondine kriegt Zwillinge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Blondine kriegt Zwillinge\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"zwillinge\" rel=\"lightbox[12619]\" href=\"http:\/\/www.loslachen.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/zwillinge.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"zwillinge\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loslachen.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/zwillinge-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>sie weint ununterbrochen.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"weinen\" rel=\"lightbox[12619]\" href=\"http:\/\/www.loslachen.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/weinen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"weinen\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loslachen.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/weinen-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Da fragt sie die Schwester, warum weinen sie.<!--more-->Sie antwortet:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIch weiss nicht, von wem das zweite Kind ist!\u201d <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/loslachen.ch\/Smileys\/big-smileyes\/Smiley_iu_315.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"73\" height=\"32\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Blondine kriegt Zwillinge\u2026 sie weint ununterbrochen. Da fragt sie die Schwester, warum weinen sie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menschlich-gesehen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}