{"id":247429,"date":"2017-12-21T09:14:06","date_gmt":"2017-12-21T08:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/?p=247429"},"modified":"2017-12-21T09:31:39","modified_gmt":"2017-12-21T08:31:39","slug":"denglish-vom-feinsten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/denglish-vom-feinsten\/","title":{"rendered":"„Denglish“ vom Feinsten"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"weihnachtsbaum<\/a>\"weihnachtsbaum<\/a>A little weihnachtsgedicht
\nWhen the snow\u2744falls wunderbar,
\nand the kinder🏃🏃happy are,
\nWhen the glatteis on the street\u26a0,
\nAnd we all a Gl\u00fchwein need🍷,
\nThen you know,es ist so weit🎅:
\nShe is here,the weihnachtszeit🎄.Every Parkhaus is besetzt🚗🚕🚙,
\nWeil die people fahren jetzt🚙🚚🚐,
\nAll to kaufhof,mediamarkt🏢,
\nKriegen nearly herzinfarkt🚑,
\nShopping hirnverbrannte things🎁,
\nAnd the Christmas glocke rings🔔.<\/p>\n

Mother in the kitchen bakes👩,
\nSchoko-,nuss- and mandelkeks🌰,
\nDaddy in the nebenraum🏠,
\nSchm\u00fccks a riesen weihnachtsbaum🎄,
\nHe is hanging on the balls🏀\u26bd\u26be🎾,
\nwhen he from the leiter falls👨,
\nFinally the kinderlein 👶👦👧,
\nTo the zimmer kommen rein🚪,
\nAnd it sings the family👪,
\nSchauerlich:“Oh Christmastree“🎤,
\nAnd a jeder in the house🏠,
\nIs packing the geschenke aus🎁.Mama finds under the tanne🎄,
\nA super neue Teflon-Pfanne🍳,
\nPapa gets schlips and socken👙,
\nEvery does frohlocken👼,
\nPresident speaks in the TV💻,
\nAll around 🔄 his harmonie,
\nBis mother in the kitchen runs🏃:
\nIn Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans🔥.<\/p>\n

And so comes the Feuerwehr🚒,
\nWith Tat\u00fc Tata daher🚨,
\nAnd they bring a long, long schlauch\u2796,
\nAnd a long,long Leiter auch\u2714,
\nAnd they schrei:“Wasser Marsch!“🚰,
\nCHRISTMAS NOW IS IN THE ARSCH!!!🚾
\n😁
\nPlease do das weiter schicken
\nThat is lustig 😂<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A little weihnachtsgedicht When the snow\u2744falls wunderbar, and the kinder🏃🏃happy are, When the glatteis on the street\u26a0, And we all<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":247438,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[20233],"class_list":["post-247429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-menschlich-gesehen","category-veranstaltungen","tag-denglish-vom-feinsten"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247429"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247433,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247429\/revisions\/247433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/247438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}