{"id":33609,"date":"2011-05-17T16:15:55","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T14:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/?p=33609"},"modified":"2011-05-17T16:15:55","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T14:15:55","slug":"satirewitze-schwein-gehabt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/satirewitze-schwein-gehabt\/","title":{"rendered":"Satire\/Witze: Schwein gehabt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/351px-Max_Sch\u00fcler_Junge_Frau_am_Telefon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-33610\" title=\"351px-Max_Sch\u00fcler_Junge_Frau_am_Telefon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/351px-Max_Sch\u00fcler_Junge_Frau_am_Telefon-320x227.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/351px-Max_Sch\u00fcler_Junge_Frau_am_Telefon-320x227.jpg 320w, https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/351px-Max_Sch\u00fcler_Junge_Frau_am_Telefon-426x302.jpg 426w, https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/351px-Max_Sch\u00fcler_Junge_Frau_am_Telefon.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a>Archivfoto: Wikipedia.org &#8211; Telefonieren &#8211; Ein Angestellter in einer sehr grossen Firma nimmt das Telefon, w\u00e4hlt und sagt:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMein Schatz, hebe deinen s\u00fcssen kleinen Arsch hoch und bring mir einen Kaffee und ein Gipfeli und beeile dich!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Es antwortet eine sehr m\u00e4nnliche, tiefe Stimme:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, du Vollidiot, du hast dich verw\u00e4hlt! Wei\u00dft du \u00fcberhaupt mit wem du redest? Mit dem Gesch\u00e4ftsf\u00fchrer, du Penner!\u201d<!--more-->Darauf der Angestellte:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUnd du Arschloch, wei\u00dft du mit wem du redest?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Antwortet der Gesch\u00e4ftsf\u00fchrer:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNein!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sagt der Angestellte:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBoah, Gl\u00fcck gehabt\u201d, und legt auf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Archivfoto: Wikipedia.org &#8211; Telefonieren &#8211; Ein Angestellter in einer sehr grossen Firma nimmt das Telefon, w\u00e4hlt und sagt: \u201cMein Schatz,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menschlich-gesehen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}