{"id":39261,"date":"2011-08-03T22:46:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T20:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/?p=39261"},"modified":"2011-08-03T22:46:38","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T20:46:38","slug":"kannst-alles-haben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/kannst-alles-haben\/","title":{"rendered":"Kannst alles haben."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"12885_1_486x291\" rel=\"lightbox[14733]\" href=\"http:\/\/www.loslachen.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/12885_1_486x291.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"12885_1_486x291\" src=\"http:\/\/www.loslachen.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/12885_1_486x291-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Andi steigt aus seinem neuen Porsche aus. Sein Freund fragt ihn, wie er denn zu diesem super Wagen gekommen sei.<\/p>\n<p>Andi sagt: \u201cAlso da stehe ich als Anhalter an der Stra\u00dfe und dann  stoppt diese Frau mit dem Porsche. Ich steige also ein, am n\u00e4chsten  Rastplatz h\u00e4lt sie an, zieht ihr H\u00f6schen aus und sagt:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDu kannst jetzt von mir haben was du willst.\u201d \u201cDa habe ich den Porsche genommen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sein Freund sagt: \u201cHast Recht gehabt\u2026 wer wei\u00df ob dir das H\u00f6schen \u00fcberhaupt gepasst h\u00e4tte!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andi steigt aus seinem neuen Porsche aus. Sein Freund fragt ihn, wie er denn zu diesem super Wagen gekommen sei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menschlich-gesehen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}