{"id":45441,"date":"2011-10-14T09:16:08","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T07:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/?p=45441"},"modified":"2011-10-14T12:16:59","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T10:16:59","slug":"treffen-sich-zwei-schnelldichter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/treffen-sich-zwei-schnelldichter\/","title":{"rendered":"Treffen sich zwei Schnelldichter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-45467\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/2011\/10\/treffen-sich-zwei-schnelldichter\/big-smileys_grosse-smilies_01_800x800\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-45467\" title=\"big-smileys_grosse-smilies_01_800x800\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/big-smileys_grosse-smilies_01_800x800-320x320.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/big-smileys_grosse-smilies_01_800x800-320x320.jpg 320w, https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/big-smileys_grosse-smilies_01_800x800-200x200.jpg 200w, https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/big-smileys_grosse-smilies_01_800x800-340x340.jpg 340w, https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/big-smileys_grosse-smilies_01_800x800.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loslachen.ch\" target=\"_blank\">www.loslachen.ch<\/a> <\/small>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAuf einem Kongress treffen sich zwei Schnelldichter.<br \/>\nDer eine behauptet, mit allen W\u00f6rtern in 1 Minute ein Gedicht machen zu k\u00f6nnen.<br \/>\nDer andere glaubt das nicht und gibt ihm zwei total unterschiedliche W\u00f6rter: M\u00e4dchenbusen + Haust\u00fcrklingel.<br \/>\nNach einer Minute kommt das folgende Gedicht:<br \/>\nEinen M\u00e4dchenbusen in der Hand und eine Haust\u00fcrklingel an der Wand,<br \/>\nsind Dinge, die ganz nah verwandt, denn \u2013 wenn man beide sie ber\u00fchrt,  man oben innen deutlich sp\u00fcrt, dass unten \u2013 au\u00dfen einer steht, der  sehnsuchtsvoll um Einlass fleht.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>www.loslachen.ch &#8211; \u201cAuf einem Kongress treffen sich zwei Schnelldichter. Der eine behauptet, mit allen W\u00f6rtern in 1 Minute ein Gedicht<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menschlich-gesehen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}