{"id":48571,"date":"2011-11-25T19:11:18","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T18:11:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hier-luebeck.de\/?p=48571"},"modified":"2011-11-25T19:11:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T18:11:18","slug":"nen-witz-op-platt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/nen-witz-op-platt\/","title":{"rendered":"Nen Witz op platt"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS;\">Steiht een l\u00fcdde Deern mit ehr niege Mountainbike an een Ampel.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS;\">Kummp een Polizist op Peerd anreden und frocht:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">&#8222;<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-size: medium;\">Na, mien Deern, hest du dat Fohrrad vunne Wiehnachsmann kregen?&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Secht de Deern: &#8222;Ja, dat heff ick!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Secht de Polizist: &#8222;Deit mi leed, aver ick mutt di leider 20 \u20ac afnehmen. Seck de Wiehnachsmann n\u00e4chstet Johr, he sall di een Rad mit Reflektoren v\u00f6rbibringen, okay?&#8220;<!--more-->Frogt de Deern: &#8222;Hast du dat Peerd uck vunne Wiehnachsmann?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>De Polizist \u00f6verlegt gau und seggt denn &#8222;Jo&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Meent de Deern: &#8222;Na, denn sech em man n\u00e4chstet Johr, dat Morsloch kummp achten ran, und nich boben op!&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steiht een l\u00fcdde Deern mit ehr niege Mountainbike an een Ampel. Kummp een Polizist op Peerd anreden und frocht: &#8222;Na,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menschlich-gesehen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hier-luebeck.de\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}